A baby is born with the need to be loved
and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark
A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it.
The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad.
John Andrew Holmes
A new baby is like the beginning of all things
wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J. LeShan
A very special little gift sent down from heaven above
sweetened with laughter, sprinkled with joy
securely wrapped up with love.
Unknown
Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell, the name will carry.
Bill Cosby

Babies are always more trouble than you thought
and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood
Babies are God's proof that the best things do come in small packages.
Unknown
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
D. Harold
Babies are nature's way of showing people what the world looks like at 2:00 a.m.
Anonymous
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Baby: Handy way of disposing of unwanted cash and filling up free time,
while cutting down on unnecessary sleep,
curtailing a demanding social life,
and curing a neurotic obsession with personal hygiene.
Unknown